Popular Primate Inspires Gorilla Dating Game “Gorilla Boyfriend”
Inside Games are set to release a new dating game, Gorilla Boyfriend, apparently in response to the explosion in popularity of Shabani, a handsome gorilla housed in a Japanese zoo.
Japanese women have gone ape for silverback Shabani, flocking to Higashiyama Zoo and posting pictures of the popular primate on social media, accompanied by the hashtag #Ikemen (hot guy).
Inside Games are set to capitalise on Shabani’s new found fame with the predicted August release of Gorilla Boyfriend, a dating sim where a girl dates a be-suited gorilla bodyguard.
The hirsute heartthrob (the gorilla, not the girl) scares off potential suitors with plenty of chest beating, with the ultimate goal of achieving gorilla-to-human transformation within 2 weeks of in-game playtime.
This shit is bananas.