When Ridge Racer’s absence from today’s PS4 reveal was confirmed – Kaz Hirai’s attendance was not only deemed unnecessary, but (our ‘inside sources’ reveal) actively discouraged. After confining him to the Sony HQ boiler room, duct-taped to a folding chair, he is rumoured to have escaped, raided the (fully stocked) PS Move Armoury and then ‘gone nuts’.
Since his unlawful imprisonment, he is widely believed to be making ‘all necessary efforts’ to make the stage in New York tonight. We wish him well.
Below, you’ll find eye witness footage of his progress towards that goal…
On his way…
A little detour along the way…
You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry!
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